I just realized some clients for the company I work for are such hardcore capitalists! They're that greedy "we know everything about technology and can do anything with it" type.
They walked in and told me a story about how this lady they know is fed up with the United States and that she has decided to move to Europe. They told her, "Don't let the door hit you on your way out of our country."
So, I started talking to them about it, and how I'd like to move to a socialist nation. I talked about how capitalism corrupts, and about greedy conglomerations. And they said, "Don't let the door hit you on your way out." I grinned and walked away before I'd lose my job for challenging their closed mindedness. They weren't even getting the saying right: "Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you."
Long Day? I think so.